If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2
I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there. —I Don’t Know Where to Go From Here
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345
If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.
you were born to impress no one but yourself
The fact is, I’d treat you so damn well. I’d give you everything I had, even if I wasn’t sure I had it to begin with. And it sucks because you want nothing to do with it. And I’m beyond caring about what I deserve or what you’re missing out on, because all I can think about is that I’m lacking something that you want in someone else. I’ll get over it, eventually. But right now, I think I’ll give myself a moment of grief, even if it’s over losing something I never had in the first place. —Connotativewords
| jl | But you don’t see me
Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot
Me: ??? Where’s the news
some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
*about to get murdered*
any last words
imagine how is touch the sky
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep. —(via sincerelypalita
You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering. —Ernest Hemingway
Happy 22nd birthday, Nicholas Jerry Jonas!
September 16, 1992.
Nicholas Jerry Jonas (September 16th, 1992. 3:39 AM. Dallas, TX.)