kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

posted 1 day ago with 30,604 notes via aprilsplaza source ©
I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there. —I Don’t Know Where to Go From Here
posted 1 day ago with 310,279 notes via ecstasyl source ©

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

posted 1 day ago with 86,468 notes via celestialogy source ©
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pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

posted 2 days ago with 38,406 notes via thenipples source ©

onlinegf:

you were born to impress no one but yourself

posted 2 days ago with 106,554 notes via xocanthaveyouxo source ©
The fact is, I’d treat you so damn well. I’d give you everything I had, even if I wasn’t sure I had it to begin with. And it sucks because you want nothing to do with it. And I’m beyond caring about what I deserve or what you’re missing out on, because all I can think about is that I’m lacking something that you want in someone else. I’ll get over it, eventually. But right now, I think I’ll give myself a moment of grief, even if it’s over losing something I never had in the first place. —Connotativewords | jl | But you don’t see me (via allthehopeless)
posted 2 days ago with 1,304 notes via allthehopeless source ©

sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

posted 2 days ago with 41,548 notes via xocanthaveyouxo source ©

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

posted 2 days ago with 362,428 notes via noelffisher source ©
*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
posted 5 days ago with 136,318 notes via burningbrights source ©

youllfindabrighterday:

jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

HOLY SHIT

posted 5 days ago with 295,340 notes via you-waited-all-this-time source ©
Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep. —(via sincerelypalita)
posted 5 days ago with 36,172 notes via r-adiantasthesun source ©
You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering. —Ernest Hemingway (via givncvrlos)
posted 6 days ago with 10,463 notes via yourselfishands source ©

Happy 22nd birthday, Nicholas Jerry Jonas!
September 16, 1992.

posted 6 days ago with 2,612 notes via insperables source ©

Nicholas Jerry Jonas (September 16th, 1992. 3:39 AM. Dallas, TX.)

posted 6 days ago with 189 notes via insperables source ©