caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

faenicoleamor:

soletherapy:

Eat her pussy until she cries like you broke her heart

Oh Shyt

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

tightvaginas:

the only time i run is when i have to save my laptop from dying 

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

mikelitoriz:

mikelitoriz:



Title: Differences
Artist: Ginuwine

charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

  • she
  • he
  • they
  • im
  • yea
  • well
  • if
  • ok

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

♦FF