what does puta mean?
posted 1 day ago with 130,941 notes via virtuouslyvindicated source ©

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

posted 1 day ago with 178,576 notes via allyoureismean source ©

skelebrina:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents

posted 1 day ago with 472,970 notes via beautifullnarry source ©
Fuck you, I didn’t deserve that. —(via attractions-of-the-heart)
posted 1 day ago with 38,160 notes via thebandwhore source ©

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

posted 1 day ago with 11,859 notes via lisavslisa source ©
Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness. —Isaiah Henkel (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
posted 2 days ago with 190,226 notes via beautifullnarry source ©

godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

posted 3 days ago with 49,368 notes via allyoureismean source ©

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

posted 3 days ago with 93,154 notes via allyoureismean source ©

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

posted 3 days ago with 199,131 notes via beautifullnarry source ©

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

posted 3 days ago with 281,867 notes via dracomartell source ©

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

posted 3 days ago with 136,671 notes via textpostsrus source ©

plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

posted 4 days ago with 40,057 notes via mcalls source ©

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

image

posted 1 week ago with 88,021 notes via illbefinealone source ©
#me #same

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo………. what will i do………. surrounded with………. nothing………. but other homosexuals………. u win this round………. god

posted 1 week ago with 165,772 notes via illbefinealone source ©
Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
posted 1 week ago with 611,426 notes via illbefinealone source ©
#omg